The best laid plans

Tremble at the extinction!

They're not tiny grey pandas?

And, Because this one has very small writing, here is the MASSIVE version

Extreme display of quick wit

BOOM

If James bond used this it would be awesome

What a cool mask

This happens. (replace "milo" with heated liquid beverage of choice)

And you try stirring it, but it doesn't help.

Good question

Because it happened in the FUTURE

This is why time travel is illegal

Then the universe collapsed

So when you make those silly baa noises back, you're just lowering yourself to their level

They also speak cow, which has over 12 tenses. Cows have A LOT to say.

The epic finale to the grand adventure in space

Dont get it? go here. Still don't get it? well, I can't really do anything about that. You could email me and I will explain it for you if you want.

In space no one can remember what you said

Two days with an elephant who never forgets ANYTHING. Can you imagine that? you don't have to.

Ima use a brush!!

Ok, I think I did some other ones in between but they were pretty average, so it's another elephant joke!

It's possible, kinda.

To be honest I didn't think this one was that funny, but later comics rely on this one to make sense, and some people have laughed at it, so here you go.

Pachyderm madness!

"What should I do a comic about today" thought I. "How about elephants? yes, they are ALWAYS funny"

For all you Gardeners out there

Just in case anybody forgot

A Life truth

In Soviet Russia You never forget Elephants

Does this happen to anybody else?

This is how the story should have ended anyway

Hmmm I may have to stop for awhile for exams, I don't think many people read this yet anyway, but all lovely people who do happen to follow this (and thank you very much it means HEaps to me), just a heads up

After all, dodo birds are their natural enemies

And he sees you too

Dan and Andy go ballooning.

*Hey Dan, did you know that the gondor vulture mainly eats carrion? like dead animal carcasses and stuff